|St. Simon and his saw|
|Saint Jude with the hatchet to behead him|
If forced to cast, I guess Will Ferrell should play Judas Thaddeus, since he is the patron of lost causes and every one of Will Ferrell's characters seems to be a lost cause. And Simon Zealotes -- Mark Wahlberg can definitely bring the zeal when the script demands it.
Judas had a very cool gift -- his prayers could drive the demons out of false idols, which forced the statues to crumble. As a rule, I am opposed to iconoclasm, but I suppose if there is an actual demon inhabiting an artwork, I can make an exception. (Ghostbusters II, anyone? Didn't think so.) And really, it wasn't Judas that was busting up the icons; the force of the demon fleeing caused them to crumble.
|In case you golf game is a lost cause|