|Eating saints causes the other 8%|
Having suffered enough attacks on their religious institutions, an angry mob grabbed Saint Cyril and killed him. Then they opened his abdomen, tore out his liver, and ate it on the spot. I don't have a painting so you'll have to picture it. A handful of angry, gore-spattered pagans gathered around a mutilated corpse, each of them with a hunk of still-warm, bloody liver freshly ripped from the abdominal cavity. For this act of barbarism, their teeth promptly fell out, their tongues rotted away in their mouths, and they all went blind. Whose laughing now, you liver-eating sons of Dis?
As for the companions of Cyril, their bellies were slashed open and packed with grain. Then they were tossed to the hogs which gorged themselves on them. If you watched the pilot of Deadwood, you'll remember that pigs have no problem eating a person, especially one that's chock full of cereal. No word on whether the pigs lost their teeth, tongues, and vision.